snowhitespimp:

*adjusts my titties* anyways…

(via all-theworldsastage)

• 2 Jan 2020
• 106813

rihannafenty:

sometimes u just have to say ‘tragic’ and move on

(via oknope)

• 2 Jan 2020
• 380998

lazypacific:

“Most of our childhood is stored not in photos, but in certain biscuits, lights of day, smells, textures of carpet.”

— Alain de Botton (via wordsnquotes)

(via all-theworldsastage)

• 2 Jan 2020
• 55158

twistedbutchknight:

The other day I politely returned the question “how are you doing?” at a driver who asked the same of me, and he replied “oh, you know, same soup just reheated” and I can’t stop thinking about that

(via oknope)

• 2 Jan 2020
• 175303

hehehe-1212-deactivated20230901:

Don’t spend another year doing the same shit.

(Source: hs-12, via ummm-idontevenknow)

• 2 Jan 2020
• 72539

snpchatting:

interviewer: describe yourself in 4 words
me: automatic, supersonic, hypnotic, funky-fresh
interviewer: hired

(via oknope)

• 2 Jan 2020
• 148416

kool-aid-jammers:

rawhentai:

bukkake is technically a baby shower

(via lubricates)

• 2 Jan 2020
• 170241